Kubo bonke abathandi begalufa!

Yintoni eyenza ukuba kube nzima ukuyazi igalufa kukuba ibandakanya iindawo ezininzi ezenza usapho lwegalufa.

Ukuba ufuna ukudlala igalufa kakuhle, kufuneka ubazi bonke, kwaye namhlanje amalungu osapho lwegalufa angathanda ukuthetha into kuwe.

Isithethi sokuqala yayiyiklabhu yokujinga yegalufa, ethi, njengesiseko somdlalo, ikwazi ukuthathwa njengendima yenkosi.

Iklabhu ye-Swing Golf:
Nangona ndiyazi ukuba ngamanye amaxesha ndikhohlakele kakhulu, ndihlala ndikunika ingxaki, ndikubangela kubahlobo bam bobabini banothando kwaye banenzondo.
Nangona kunjalo, ndiyathemba ukuba awuzukundilahla ngokulula. Ndingakunceda usebenzise umzimba wakho, kwaye ndiya kuhlala ndinawe de ube mdala.

Okulandelayo, ndingathanda ukumema amanye amalungu ukuba athethe nganye nganye.
Iklabhu yegalufa (ikratshi):
Wena undishiyileyo awukwazi ukudlala, ndifuna nje ukuthetha igama, ukhathalelo olungakumbi kum, ulondolozo oluqhelekileyo kum.
Kwakhona, dlala kakubi ungathathi umsindo wam, yisa umsindo wam kwizihlobo zebhola ndiza kukudela.

Umqhubi: sukulandela ngokungakhathali kude, nangona ndingabetha kude.
Kodwa ndingakucebisa ukuba eyona ndlela ibaluleke ngaphezu komgama.

Inkwenkwe yentsimbi: Musa ukuhlala usenza i-iron-seven Yiba nemvula kunye nemvula. Wonke umzalwana ubaluleke kakhulu.

Ndingakunceda ugcine pa, usike intaka, ngoko ke kufuneka ingqalelo kum.

UPutter: Ukuba awusebenzi nzima kum, akukho mntu unokundilawula.

Iiteki:
Njengenyathelo elilandelayo eliyimfuneko, andinakukhusela iinyawo zakho kuphela, kodwa ndikunceda ugcine ibhalansi yakho ejikelezayo.
Ndiyathemba ukuba awundenzi unuke. Ndiyaphila nawe.

Iziqhano
Ukuze wenze izandla zakho ziqine ngakumbi kwiklabhu, ndikulungele ukubeka emngciphekweni ukonakala kunye nawe.
Nangona ndiyazi ukuba ubomi bam bufutshane, ndiyathemba ukuba ungandihlamba rhoqo, kuba umhlwa wamabala okubila uya kukuqinisa ukufa kwam.

Ingca:
Ndinesicelo esinye kodwa, undikhathalele.
Musa ukundenzakalisa ngokungeyomfuneko, ngakumbi ukuba usaqala ukuzama ukujija.

Iinqwelo (schadenfreude):
Ndithethile kaliwaka, chu chu chu.
Kutheni abantu abaninzi bengaphulaphuli?
Ubethe umthi?
Ngaba yaqengqeleka?

Imiqobo yamanzi (Ubushushu):
Akululanga ukuzidibanisa naye, ngena kwaye andizukukhupha.
Kungcono ucinge ngayo ngaphambi kokuba ujike kwaye uyibethe ikude kude nam kangangoko.

Iibunkers:
Andikho njengomntu njengomqobo wamanzi, kwaye nangona uyandicaphukisa, andikukhanyeli ithuba.
Ziqhelanise nam kangangoko unako. Andizukhathazeka.

Igalufa (enobuso obuhlungu):
Andinanto ndingayithetha, kwaye ndiyazi ukuba awuyi kundimamela xa ndicela ukuba undibethe kancinci.

Okokugqibela, nceda wamkele iklasi yethu ebalulekileyo yegalufa ukuze wenze intetho.

Ikhosi: Wamkelekile ukudlala.

Emva kwentetho, emva kwentetho, ndiyakholelwa ukuba nina bahlobo begalufa kwilungu ngalinye legalufa ninokuqonda okuthile, okuneengcebiso kunye nezikhalazo.

Ndiyathemba ukuba wonke umntu angazamkela ngengqondo evulekileyo, ukuze bahlalisane ngokuvisisanayo negalufa.

Eli nqaku livela kwinethiwekhi, ilungelo lokushicilela lelombhali wokuqala.